Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Sep. 21, 2003CBS

Country: USA

Duration: 22 min/episode

Rated: TV-14

Status: Ended

Episodes
Info
Cast

Seasons and episodes

12Season 12Oct. 30, 2014

12 - 16
Of Course He's Dead (2)Feb. 19, 2015
12 - 15
Of Course He's Dead (1)Feb. 19, 2015
12 - 14
Don't Give a Monkey a GunFeb. 12, 2015
12 - 13
Boompa Loved His HookersFeb. 05, 2015
12 - 12
A Beer Battered Rip-OffJan. 29, 2015
12 - 11
For Whom the Booty CallsJan. 22, 2015
12 - 10
Here I Come, Pants!Jan. 15, 2015
12 - 9
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, LyndseyJan. 08, 2015
12 - 8
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried TurkeyDec. 18, 2014
12 - 7
Sex with an Animated Ed AsnerDec. 11, 2014
12 - 6
Alan Shot a Little GirlDec. 04, 2014
12 - 5
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.Nov. 27, 2014
12 - 4
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-EightNov. 20, 2014
12 - 3
Glamping in a YurtNov. 13, 2014
12 - 2
A Chic Bar in IbizaNov. 06, 2014
12 - 1
The Ol' Mexican SpinachOct. 30, 2014

11Season 11Sep. 26, 2013

11 - 22
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times AheadMay. 08, 2014
11 - 21
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-LotMay. 01, 2014
11 - 20
Lotta Delis in Little ArmeniaApr. 24, 2014
11 - 19
Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor StickApr. 10, 2014
11 - 18
West Side StoryApr. 03, 2014
11 - 17
Welcome Home, JakeMar. 13, 2014
11 - 16
How to Get Rid of Alan HarperMar. 06, 2014
11 - 15
Cab Fare and a Bottle of PenicillinFeb. 27, 2014
11 - 14
Three Fingers of Creme de MentheFeb. 06, 2014
11 - 13
Bite Me, Supreme CourtJan. 30, 2014
11 - 12
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.Jan. 09, 2014
11 - 11
Tazed In The Lady NutsJan. 02, 2014
11 - 10
On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer!Dec. 12, 2013
11 - 9
Numero Uno Accidente LawyerDec. 05, 2013
11 - 8
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.Nov. 21, 2013
11 - 7
Some Kind of Lesbian ZombieNov. 14, 2013
11 - 6
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot PantsNov. 07, 2013
11 - 5
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003Oct. 24, 2013
11 - 4
Clank, Clank, Drunken SkankOct. 17, 2013
11 - 3
This Unblessed BiscuitOct. 10, 2013
11 - 2
I Think I Banged Lucille BallOct. 03, 2013
11 - 1
NangnangnangnangSep. 26, 2013

10Season 10Sep. 27, 2012

10 - 23
Cows, Prepare to Be TippedMay. 09, 2013
10 - 22
My Bodacious VidaliaMay. 02, 2013
10 - 21
Another Night With Neil DiamondApr. 25, 2013
10 - 20
Bazinga! That's From a TV ShowApr. 04, 2013
10 - 19
Big Episode: Someone Stole a SpoonMar. 14, 2013
10 - 18
The 9:04 From PembertonMar. 07, 2013
10 - 17
Throgwarten Middle School MysteriesFeb. 21, 2013
10 - 16
Advantage: Fat, Flying BabyFeb. 14, 2013
10 - 15
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug ItFeb. 07, 2013
10 - 14
Run Steven Staven! Run!Jan. 31, 2013
10 - 13
Grab A Feather And Get In LineJan. 10, 2013
10 - 12
Welcome to AlancrestJan. 03, 2013
10 - 11
Give Santa a Tail-HoleDec. 13, 2012
10 - 10
One Nut JohnsonDec. 06, 2012
10 - 9
I Scream When I PeeNov. 29, 2012
10 - 8
Something My Gynecologist SaidNov. 15, 2012
10 - 7
Avoid the Chinese MustardNov. 08, 2012
10 - 6
Ferrets, Attack!Nov. 01, 2012
10 - 5
That's Not What They Call It In AmsterdamOct. 25, 2012
10 - 4
You Do Know What The Lollipop Is ForOct. 18, 2012
10 - 3
Four Balls, Two Bats and One MittOct. 11, 2012
10 - 2
A Big Bag of DogOct. 04, 2012
10 - 1
I Changed My Mind About the MilkSep. 27, 2012

9Season 9Sep. 19, 2011

9 - 24
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!May. 14, 2012
9 - 23
The Straw In My Donut HoleMay. 07, 2012
9 - 22
Why We Gave Up WomenApr. 30, 2012
9 - 21
Mr. Hose Says YesApr. 16, 2012
9 - 20
Grandma's PieApr. 09, 2012
9 - 19
Palmdale, EchMar. 19, 2012
9 - 18
The War Against GingivitisFeb. 27, 2012
9 - 17
Not In My MouthFeb. 20, 2012
9 - 16
Sips, Sonnets and SodomyFeb. 13, 2012
9 - 15
The Duchess of Dull-in-SackFeb. 06, 2012
9 - 14
A Possum on ChemoJan. 16, 2012
9 - 13
Slowly and in a Circular FashionJan. 02, 2012
9 - 12
One False Move, Zimbabwe!Dec. 12, 2011
9 - 11
A Lovely Landing StripDec. 05, 2011
9 - 10
Fishbowl Full of Glass EyesNov. 21, 2011
9 - 9
Frodo's HeadshotsNov. 14, 2011
9 - 8
Thank You For The IntercourseNov. 07, 2011
9 - 7
Those Fancy Japanese ToiletsOct. 31, 2011
9 - 6
The Squat and The HoverOct. 24, 2011
9 - 5
A Giant Cat Holding ChurroOct. 17, 2011
9 - 4
Nine Magic FingersOct. 10, 2011
9 - 3
Big Girls Don't Throw FoodOct. 03, 2011
9 - 2
People Who Love PeepholesSep. 26, 2011
9 - 1
Nice to Meet You, Walden SchmidtSep. 19, 2011

8Season 8Sep. 20, 2010

8 - 16
That Darn PriestFeb. 14, 2011
8 - 15
Three Hookers and a Philly CheesesteakFeb. 07, 2011
8 - 14
Lookin' for Japanese SubsJan. 17, 2011
8 - 13
Skunk, Dog Crap and KetchupJan. 03, 2011
8 - 12
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's DeadDec. 13, 2010
8 - 11
Dead From the Waist DownDec. 06, 2010
8 - 10
Ow, Ow, Don't StopNov. 22, 2010
8 - 9
A Good Time In Central AfricaNov. 15, 2010
8 - 8
Springtime on a StickNov. 08, 2010
8 - 7
The Crazy Bitch GazetteNov. 01, 2010
8 - 6
Twanging Your Magic ClangerOct. 25, 2010
8 - 5
The Immortal Mr. Billy JoelOct. 18, 2010
8 - 4
Hookers, Hookers, HookersOct. 11, 2010
8 - 3
A Pudding-Filled CactusOct. 04, 2010
8 - 2
A Bottle of Wine and a JackhammerSep. 27, 2010
8 - 1
Three Girls and a Guy Named BudSep. 20, 2010

7Season 7Sep. 21, 2009

7 - 22
This is Not Gonna End WellMay. 24, 2010
7 - 21
Gumby with a PokeyMay. 17, 2010
7 - 20
I Called Him MagooMay. 10, 2010
7 - 19
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His GraveApr. 12, 2010
7 - 18
Ixnay on the Oggie DayMar. 22, 2010
7 - 17
I Found Your MoustacheMar. 08, 2010
7 - 16
Tinkle Like a PrincessMar. 01, 2010
7 - 15
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)Feb. 08, 2010
7 - 14
Crude and Uncalled For (1)Feb. 01, 2010
7 - 13
Yay, No Polyps!Jan. 18, 2010
7 - 12
Fart Jokes, Pie and CelesteJan. 11, 2010
7 - 11
Warning, It's DirtyDec. 15, 2009
7 - 10
That's Why They Call It Ball RoomDec. 07, 2009
7 - 9
Captain Terry's Spray-On HairNov. 23, 2009
7 - 8
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.Nov. 16, 2009
7 - 7
Untainted by FilthNov. 09, 2009
7 - 6
Give Me Your ThumbNov. 02, 2009
7 - 5
For the Sake of the ChildOct. 19, 2009
7 - 4
Laxative Tester, Horse InseminatorOct. 12, 2009
7 - 3
Mmm, Fish. Yum.Oct. 05, 2009
7 - 2
Whipped Unto the Third GenerationSep. 28, 2009
7 - 1
818-jklpuzoSep. 21, 2009

6Season 6Sep. 22, 2008

6 - 24
Baseball with Better SteroidsMay. 18, 2009
6 - 23
Good Morning, Mrs. ButterworthMay. 11, 2009
6 - 22
Sir Lancelot's Litter BoxMay. 04, 2009
6 - 21
Above Exalted CyclopsApr. 27, 2009
6 - 20
Hello, I Am Alan CousteauApr. 13, 2009
6 - 19
The Two Finger RuleMar. 30, 2009
6 - 18
My Son's Enormous HeadMar. 16, 2009
6 - 17
The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?Mar. 09, 2009
6 - 16
She'll Still Be Dead At HalftimeMar. 02, 2009
6 - 15
I'd Like to Start With the CatFeb. 09, 2009
6 - 14
David Copperfield Slipped Me a RoofieFeb. 02, 2009
6 - 13
I Think You Offended DonJan. 19, 2009
6 - 12
Thank God for ScoliosisJan. 12, 2009
6 - 11
The Devil's LubeDec. 15, 2008
6 - 10
He Smelled the Ham, He Got ExcitedDec. 08, 2008
6 - 9
The Mooch At The BooNov. 24, 2008
6 - 8
Pinocchio's MouthNov. 17, 2008
6 - 7
Best H.O. Money Can BuyNov. 10, 2008
6 - 6
It's Always Nazi Week (1)Nov. 03, 2008
6 - 5
A Jock Strap in HellOct. 20, 2008
6 - 4
The Flavin' and the Mavin'Oct. 13, 2008
6 - 3
Damn You, Eggs BenedictOct. 06, 2008
6 - 2
Pie Hole, HerbSep. 29, 2008
6 - 1
Taterhead is Our Love ChildSep. 22, 2008

5Season 5Sep. 24, 2007

5 - 19
Waiting for the Right SnapperMay. 19, 2008
5 - 18
If My Hole Could TalkMay. 12, 2008
5 - 17
Fish in a DrawerMay. 05, 2008
5 - 16
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm PrettyApr. 28, 2008
5 - 15
Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)Apr. 21, 2008
5 - 14
Winky-Dink TimeApr. 14, 2008
5 - 13
The Soil is MoistMar. 31, 2008
5 - 12
A Little Clammy and None Too FreshMar. 24, 2008
5 - 11
Meander to Your DanderMar. 17, 2008
5 - 10
Kinda Like NecrophiliaNov. 26, 2007
5 - 9
Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids.Nov. 19, 2007
5 - 8
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?Nov. 12, 2007
5 - 7
The Leather Gear is in the Guest RoomNov. 05, 2007
5 - 6
Help Daddy Find His ToenailOct. 30, 2007
5 - 5
Putting Swim Fins on a CatOct. 23, 2007
5 - 4
City of Great RacksOct. 14, 2007
5 - 3
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy DooOct. 08, 2007
5 - 2
Media Room Slash DungeonOct. 01, 2007
5 - 1
Large Birds, Spiders and MomSep. 24, 2007

4Season 4Sep. 18, 2006

4 - 24
Prostitutes and GelatoMay. 14, 2007
4 - 23
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookinMay. 07, 2007
4 - 22
Mr. McGlue's FeedbagApr. 30, 2007
4 - 21
Tucked, Taped and GorgeousApr. 23, 2007
4 - 20
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a LotApr. 16, 2007
4 - 19
Smooth as a Ken DollApr. 09, 2007
4 - 18
It Never Rains in HootervilleMar. 19, 2007
4 - 17
I Merely Slept With a CommieFeb. 26, 2007
4 - 16
Young People Have Phlegm TooFeb. 18, 2007
4 - 15
My Damn StalkerFeb. 12, 2007
4 - 14
That's Summer Sausage, Not SalamiFeb. 05, 2007
4 - 13
Don't Worry, Speed RacerJan. 22, 2007
4 - 12
Castrating Sheep in MontanaJan. 08, 2007
4 - 11
Walnuts and DemerolDec. 11, 2006
4 - 10
Kissing Abraham LincolnNov. 27, 2006
4 - 9
Corey's Been Dead For an HourNov. 20, 2006
4 - 8
Release the DogsNov. 13, 2006
4 - 7
Repeated Blows to His Unformed HeadNov. 06, 2006
4 - 6
Apologies for the FrivolityOct. 23, 2006
4 - 5
A Live Woman of Proven FertilityOct. 16, 2006
4 - 4
A Pot Smoking MonkeyOct. 09, 2006
4 - 3
The Sea is a Harsh MistressOct. 02, 2006
4 - 2
Who's Vod Kanockers?Sep. 25, 2006
4 - 1
Working for CaligulaSep. 18, 2006

3Season 3Sep. 19, 2005

3 - 24
That Pistol-Packin' HermaphroditeMay. 22, 2006
3 - 23
Arguments for the QuickieMay. 15, 2006
3 - 22
Just Once With Aunt SophieMay. 09, 2006
3 - 21
And the Plot MoistensMay. 01, 2006
3 - 20
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a BurroApr. 24, 2006
3 - 19
Golly Moses, She's A MuffinApr. 10, 2006
3 - 18
The Spit-Covered CobblerMar. 20, 2006
3 - 17
The Unfortunate Little SchnauserMar. 13, 2006
3 - 16
Ergo, The Booty CallMar. 06, 2006
3 - 15
My Tongue is MeatFeb. 27, 2006
3 - 14
Love Isn't Blind, It's RetardedFeb. 06, 2006
3 - 13
Humiliation is a Visual MediumJan. 23, 2006
3 - 12
That Special TugJan. 09, 2006
3 - 11
Santa's Village of the DamnedDec. 19, 2005
3 - 10
Something Salted and TwistedNov. 28, 2005
3 - 9
Madame and Her Special friendNov. 21, 2005
3 - 8
That Voodoo That I Do DoNov. 14, 2005
3 - 7
Sleep Tight, Puddin' PopNov. 07, 2005
3 - 6
Hi, Mr. Horned OneOct. 24, 2005
3 - 5
We Called It Mr. PinkyOct. 17, 2005
3 - 4
Your Dismissive Attidude Towards BoobsOct. 10, 2005
3 - 3
Carpet Burns and a Bite MarkOct. 03, 2005
3 - 2
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian LoverSep. 26, 2005
3 - 1
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic GymnastsSep. 19, 2005

2Season 2Sep. 20, 2004

2 - 24
Does This Smell Funny to You?May. 23, 2005
2 - 23
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, SquabMay. 16, 2005
2 - 22
That Old Hose Bag Is My MotherMay. 09, 2005
2 - 21
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry OnMay. 02, 2005
2 - 20
I Always Wanted a Shaved MonkeyApr. 18, 2005
2 - 19
A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping NoiseMar. 21, 2005
2 - 18
It Was Mame, MomMar. 07, 2005
2 - 17
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!Feb. 21, 2005
2 - 16
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?Feb. 14, 2005
2 - 15
Smell the Umbrella StandFeb. 07, 2005
2 - 14
Those Big Pink Things with CoconutJan. 31, 2005
2 - 13
Get Off My HairJan. 17, 2005
2 - 12
A Lungful of AlanJan. 03, 2005
2 - 11
Last Chance to See Those TattoosDec. 13, 2004
2 - 10
The Salmon Under My SweaterNov. 29, 2004
2 - 9
Yes, MonsignorNov. 22, 2004
2 - 8
Frankenstein and the Horny VillagersNov. 15, 2004
2 - 7
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in FontanaNov. 08, 2004
2 - 6
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal VigilanceOct. 25, 2004
2 - 5
Bad News from the ClinicOct. 18, 2004
2 - 4
Go Get Mommy's BraOct. 11, 2004
2 - 3
A Bag Full of JaweaOct. 04, 2004
2 - 2
Enjoy Those Garlic BallsSep. 27, 2004
2 - 1
Back Off Mary PoppinsSep. 20, 2004

1Season 1Sep. 21, 2003

1 - 24
Can You Feel My Finger?May. 24, 2004
1 - 23
Just Like BuffaloMay. 17, 2004
1 - 22
My Doctor has a Cow PuppetMay. 10, 2004
1 - 21
No Sniffing, No WowingMay. 03, 2004
1 - 20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkApr. 19, 2004
1 - 19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember YouMar. 22, 2004
1 - 18
An Old Flame With a New WickMar. 01, 2004
1 - 17
Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The HatsFeb. 23, 2004
1 - 16
That Was Saliva, AlanFeb. 16, 2004
1 - 15
Round One to the Hot Crazy ChickFeb. 09, 2004
1 - 14
I Can't Afford HyenasFeb. 02, 2004
1 - 13
Sara Like Puny AlanJan. 12, 2004
1 - 12
Camel Filters + PheromonesJan. 05, 2004
1 - 11
Alan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorDec. 15, 2003
1 - 10
Merry ThanksgivingNov. 24, 2003
1 - 9
Phase One, CompleteNov. 17, 2003
1 - 8
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-fulNov. 10, 2003
1 - 7
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually FakeNov. 03, 2003
1 - 6
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?Oct. 27, 2003
1 - 5
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a HumpOct. 19, 2003
1 - 4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a NapOct. 12, 2003
1 - 3
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellOct. 05, 2003
1 - 2
Big Flappy BastardsSep. 28, 2003
1 - 1
PilotSep. 21, 2003

Creator

Chuck Lorre

Creator

Lee Aronsohn

Creator

Cast

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Amber Tamblyn

Jenny

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Synopsis

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Original titleTwo and a Half Men

First air dateSep. 21, 2003

Last air dateFeb. 19, 2015

Seasons12

Episodes262

IMDb Rating7.1284 549 votes

TMDb Rating7.4663 217 votes

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