Late Show with David Letterman Season 5 Episode 138
Stupid Human Tricks, Norm MacDonald, Pearl Jam
Tonight's ""Stupid Human Tricks"": Richard Anthony of Ontario reaches back over his shoulder and gives himself a wedgie; John Rites of Nebraska fits three McDonald's burgers into his mouth; and Mike Garcia and Craig Love of Milwaukee do an impression of a helicopter as one spins on the other's head; Gene Siskel makes his first public appearance since undergoing brain surgery that April; Dave announces Johnny Depp cancelled due to the technical difficulties from earlier in the week, and Paul goes on a tirade about it.
5 - 203Wesley Snipes, Robert KleinAug. 14, 1998- 5 - 202Angela Basset, Pete TownshendAug. 13, 1998
- 5 - 201Ray Liotta, Sela Ward, Liz PhairAug. 12, 1998
- 5 - 200Kevin Spacey, Bobby Rahal, Harvey DangerAug. 11, 1998
- 5 - 199Leslie Nielsen, David Roth, Teresa WitherspoonAug. 10, 1998
- 5 - 198Tom Arnold, Doris Roberts, Blues TravelerAug. 07, 1998
- 5 - 197Jerry Seinfeld, Hunter ScottAug. 06, 1998
- 5 - 196Penn & Teller, French Stewart, Wynton MarsalisAug. 05, 1998
- 5 - 195Noyz Boyz, Nathan Lane, Boy George & Culture ClubAug. 04, 1998
- 5 - 194Drew Barrymore, Dee Dee Meyers, The VerveAug. 03, 1998
- 5 - 193Jamie Lee Curtis, George FreestoneJul. 31, 1998
- 5 - 192Samuel L. Jackson, Jenni, Smashing PumpkinsJul. 30, 1998
- 5 - 191Yasmine Bleeth, David Brenner, Barenaked LadiesJul. 29, 1998
- 5 - 190Kids with animals, Gary Sinise, Goo Goo DollsJul. 28, 1998
- 5 - 189Jenny McCarthy, Adam Arkin, Tori AmosJul. 27, 1998
- 5 - 188Pauly Shore, Pam Grier, Natalie ImbrugliaJul. 24, 1998
- 5 - 187Marilu Henner, Gloria EstefanJul. 23, 1998
- 5 - 186Tony Danza, Peter Farrelly, Brian WilsonJul. 22, 1998
- 5 - 185Janet Jackson, Scott Farrell, Nanci GriffithJul. 21, 1998
- 5 - 184James Caan, Buck O'Neil, Lenny KravitzJul. 20, 1998
- 5 - 183
- 5 - 182Anthony Hopkins, Cowboy JunkiesJul. 16, 1998
- 5 - 181Antonio Banderas, Chris ElliotJul. 15, 1998
- 5 - 180Matt Dillon, Daniel Boulud, Arj BarkerJul. 14, 1998
- 5 - 179Don Rickles, Matt Drudge, Cherry Poppin' DaddiesJul. 13, 1998
- 5 - 178The Beltway Bunch, Stupid Pet Tricks, Bob DoleJul. 03, 1998
- 5 - 177Ben Stiller, Hatty Jones, Spice GirlsJul. 02, 1998
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- 5 - 174Lisa Kudrow, Mike Piazza, Billy Bragg & WilcoJun. 29, 1998
- 5 - 173Mary Tyler Moore, Ron EldardJun. 26, 1998
- 5 - 172Dennis Quaid, Chloe Sevigny, Grant Lee BuffaloJun. 25, 1998
- 5 - 171Jennifer Lopez, Chris Eigeman, LargoJun. 24, 1998
- 5 - 170John McEnroe, The PretendersJun. 23, 1998
- 5 - 169Piedmont Bird Callers, George Clooney, Steve YzermanJun. 22, 1998
- 5 - 168Anthony Edwards, George Miller, Sean LennonJun. 19, 1998
- 5 - 167Sam Donaldson, Gloria Reuben, Babyface & Des'reeJun. 18, 1998
- 5 - 166Ellen Barkin, Jeff Altman, Sonic YouthJun. 17, 1998
- 5 - 165David Duchovny, Stevie NicksJun. 16, 1998
- 5 - 164Naomi Campbell, Luke Buchheit, Sinead O'ConnorJun. 15, 1998
- 5 - 163Charles Grodin, Paul RodriguezJun. 12, 1998
- 5 - 162Harrison Ford, Dane CookJun. 11, 1998
- 5 - 161Bob Newhart, Nicole Sullivan, Wendy LiebmanJun. 10, 1998
- 5 - 160Bill Cosby, Andy DickJun. 09, 1998
- 5 - 159Whoopi Goldberg, Janeane GarofaloJun. 08, 1998
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- 5 - 157Evander Holyfield, Laura Linney, FastballJun. 04, 1998
- 5 - 156Sarah Jessica Parker, Bill Bradley, Chase ButrellJun. 03, 1998
- 5 - 155Norm MacDonald, Jacques Villeneuve, Randy TravisJun. 02, 1998
- 5 - 154John Goodman, Esther Canadas, Sarah McLachlanJun. 01, 1998
- 5 - 153Harry Connick, Jr., Hank AzariaMay. 22, 1998
- 5 - 152Ted Danson, Mae Whitman, The FlatlandersMay. 21, 1998
- 5 - 151Drew Carey, Scarlett Johannson, Soul AsylumMay. 20, 1998
- 5 - 150
- 5 - 149Matthew Broderick, David Wells, Natalie MerchantMay. 18, 1998
- 5 - 148
- 5 - 147Jim Breuer, Tara Lipinski, Foo FightersMay. 14, 1998
- 5 - 146Warren Beatty, Wayne Knight, Bonnie RaittMay. 13, 1998
- 5 - 145Christopher Reeve, HansonMay. 12, 1998
- 5 - 144Fran Drescher, Bob Berman, Faith HillMay. 11, 1998
- 5 - 143Marilu Henner, Jim LovellMay. 08, 1998
- 5 - 142Matt Lauer, Jada Pinkett Smith, Green DayMay. 07, 1998
- 5 - 141Sally Field, Philip Bigler, Lyle LovettMay. 06, 1998
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- 5 - 139Elle MacPherson, Jon Favreau, UsherMay. 04, 1998
- 5 - 138Stupid Human Tricks, Norm MacDonald, Pearl JamMay. 01, 1998
- 5 - 137Gena Lee Nolan, Mark Wahlberg, Brian ReganApr. 30, 1998
- 5 - 136Patrick Swayze, Hugh HefnerApr. 29, 1998
- 5 - 135Jack Hanna, Ray Allen, Dave Matthews BandApr. 28, 1998
- 5 - 134Marisa Tomei, Ryan Leaf, Alana DavisApr. 27, 1998
- 5 - 133Jennifer Aniston, Jerry Springer, Al GreenApr. 24, 1998
- 5 - 132Ricki Lake, Vaughn Cordle, Rita WilsonApr. 23, 1998
- 5 - 131Jason Alexander, Isabella Rossellini, Steve EarleApr. 22, 1998
- 5 - 130Claire Danes, George Miller, Matthew RyanApr. 21, 1998
- 5 - 129Gwyneth Paltrow, Harmony Korine, Wyclef JeanApr. 20, 1998
- 5 - 128Billy Crystal, Hatty Jones, Tori AmosApr. 10, 1998
- 5 - 127Val Kilmer, Jimmie Walker, cast of CabaretApr. 09, 1998
- 5 - 126James Belushi, Lacey Chabert, Robbie RobertsonApr. 08, 1998
- 5 - 125Quentin Tarantino, Steven Weber, Clint BlackApr. 07, 1998
- 5 - 124Matt LeBlanc, Natasha Henstridge, The LynnsApr. 06, 1998
- 5 - 123Tom Hanks, Matt Medenweldt, Scott WeilandApr. 03, 1998
- 5 - 122Tom Brokaw, Ice Cube, Natalie ImbrugliaApr. 02, 1998
- 5 - 121Alec Baldwin, Heather Graham, Barenaked LadiesApr. 01, 1998
- 5 - 120Don Rickles, Mimi Rogers, Steve MillerMar. 31, 1998
- 5 - 119Evander Holyfield, Joseph Loveland, Michael MooreMar. 30, 1998
- 5 - 118Al Franken, Lauren Holly, Ani DiFrancoMar. 27, 1998
- 5 - 117Dolly Parton, Bob HoskinsMar. 26, 1998
- 5 - 116Charles Grodin, Edward Burns, Marcy PlaygroundMar. 25, 1998
- 5 - 115Dennis Hopper, Robert Klein, Patricia HeatonMar. 24, 1998
- 5 - 114Bill Murray, Eddie Izzard, Gheorge MeuresunMar. 18, 1998
- 5 - 113John Travolta, Jack Johnson, The ChieftainsMar. 17, 1998
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- 5 - 111Norm MacDonald, Richie StachowskiMar. 06, 1998
- 5 - 110Siskel & Ebert, Karl Malone, Mark ChesnuttMar. 05, 1998
- 5 - 109Helena Bonham Carter, Peter Fonda, Loreena McKennittMar. 04, 1998
- 5 - 108Kid Scientists, Gabriel Byrne, Richie SamboraMar. 03, 1998
- 5 - 107Patrick Stewart, Frank Urbancic, Joan CusakMar. 02, 1998
- 5 - 106Kate Winslet, Tara Lipinski, Ray RomanoFeb. 27, 1998
- 5 - 105David Schwimmer, Chris Witty, Shawn ColvinFeb. 26, 1998
- 5 - 104Susan Sarandon, Eric Bergoust, Aretha FranklinFeb. 25, 1998
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- 5 - 102Jeff Bridges, Nikki Stone, John FogertyFeb. 23, 1998
- 5 - 101Stupid Pet Tricks, Jonny MoseleyFeb. 20, 1998
- 5 - 100Bob Dole, Marilyn MansonFeb. 19, 1998
- 5 - 99Nathan Lane, Bingo GrannyFeb. 18, 1998
- 5 - 98Mike Myers, Paula ColeFeb. 17, 1998
- 5 - 97Heather Locklear, Tom SelleckFeb. 16, 1998
- 5 - 96Bruce Willis, LeAnn Rimes & Bryan WhiteFeb. 13, 1998
- 5 - 95Adam Sandler, Jack HannaFeb. 12, 1998
- 5 - 94Stupid Human Tricks, Cindy Crawford, Jonny MoseleyFeb. 11, 1998
- 5 - 93Bill Cosby, Blues BrothersFeb. 10, 1998
- 5 - 92Richard Simmons, John ElwayFeb. 09, 1998
- 5 - 91Drew Barrymore, Shania TwainFeb. 06, 1998
- 5 - 90Dan Rather, Honeymoon the pig, Cast of RagtimeFeb. 05, 1998
- 5 - 89Dan Akroyd, Naomi Campbell, Duncan SheikFeb. 04, 1998
- 5 - 88John Goodman, Mitch Hedberg, Jeff GordonFeb. 03, 1998
- 5 - 87Tom Arnold, Steve Forbes, Jake JohannsenFeb. 02, 1998
- 5 - 86Ethan Hawke, Merrill MarkoeJan. 30, 1998
- 5 - 85David Spade, Justin Miller, Jeff GarlinJan. 29, 1998
- 5 - 84Michael Keaton, Brian Williams, Blues TravellerJan. 28, 1998
- 5 - 83Robert Duvall, Kennedy, Emmylou HarrisJan. 27, 1998
- 5 - 82Michael Isikoff, Sarah FergusonJan. 26, 1998
- 5 - 81Ben Stiller, Sandra Bernhard, Jars of ClayJan. 16, 1998
- 5 - 80Kenneth Branagh, Spice Girls, Jim NantzJan. 15, 1998
- 5 - 79Peter O'Toole, Martin ScorceseJan. 14, 1998
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- 5 - 76Penelope Ann Miller, Terry Pledger, Collective SoulJan. 09, 1998
- 5 - 75Minnie Driver, Paul Simon, Cast of The CapemanJan. 08, 1998
- 5 - 74Norm MacDonald, Peta Wilson, StrebJan. 07, 1998
- 5 - 73Tom Brokaw, Tobey Maquire, Fiona AppleJan. 06, 1998
- 5 - 72Samuel L. Jackson, Howie Long, Louie C.K.Jan. 05, 1998
- 5 - 71Marilu Henner, Leila Kenzle, George MillerDec. 30, 1997
- 5 - 70Bridget Fonda, Matt Damon, Allan HarveyDec. 29, 1997
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- 5 - 68Terry Bradshaw, Billy Zane, Darlene LoveDec. 23, 1997
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- 5 - 66Pierce Brosnan, Lou HoltzDec. 19, 1997
- 5 - 65Leslie Nelson, Michelle Yeoh, HansonDec. 18, 1997
- 5 - 64Greg Kinnear, Djimon Hounsou, Ben Folds FiveDec. 17, 1997
- 5 - 63Pam Grier, Tom Everett Scott, James BrownDec. 16, 1997
- 5 - 62Kevin Costner, Tyra Banks, Nina & NickolaiDec. 15, 1997
- 5 - 61Alex D Linz, Jerry O'Connell, Bryan AdamsDec. 12, 1997
- 5 - 60Nathan Lane, Hazelle Goodman, Mitch FatelDec. 11, 1997
- 5 - 59Sir Anthony Hopkins, Eric Lindros, EnyaDec. 10, 1997
- 5 - 58Helen Hunt, Terrell Davis, ChumbawambaDec. 09, 1997
- 5 - 57Courteney Cox, Peyton Manning, Shania TwainDec. 08, 1997
- 5 - 56Jon Stewart, John Witherspoon, Days of the NewNov. 28, 1997
- 5 - 55Kevin Spacey, Art Donovan, WallflowersNov. 27, 1997
- 5 - 54Stupid Pet Tricks, Anthony Edwards, Joost ElffersNov. 26, 1997
- 5 - 53Kids Tell Jokes, Marisa Tomei, James TaylorNov. 25, 1997
- 5 - 52John Cusak, Natalie Portman, Stomp with Bill IrwinNov. 24, 1997
- 5 - 51Kirstie Alley, Luke Perry, Shengyang AcrobatsNov. 21, 1997
- 5 - 50Danny DeVito, Sarah Michelle GellarNov. 20, 1997
- 5 - 49Sigourney Weaver, David Brenner, Trischa YearwoodNov. 19, 1997
- 5 - 48Tom Arnold, Kordell Stewart, Elvis CostelloNov. 18, 1997
- 5 - 47Richard Simmons, Venus Williams, WynonnaNov. 17, 1997
- 5 - 46Don Rickles, Heather Graham, Lou ReedNov. 14, 1997
- 5 - 45Bill Murray, Alison Eastwood, Matchbox 20Nov. 13, 1997
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- 5 - 43Claire Danes, Michelle Kwan, Lorrie MorganNov. 11, 1997
- 5 - 42Wesley Snipes, Naomi Judd, Martina HingisNov. 10, 1997
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- 5 - 40Harry Connick Jr., Pamela LeeNov. 06, 1997
- 5 - 39Sarah Ferguson, Kelly McGillis, Leann RimesNov. 05, 1997
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- 5 - 37John Travolta, Cybill Shepard, Kuznetsov TroupeNov. 03, 1997
- 5 - 36Stupid Human Tricks, Naomi Campbell, Bobby BrownOct. 31, 1997
- 5 - 35Kid Scientists, David Hyde Pierce, Andy GreeneOct. 30, 1997
- 5 - 34Ellen Barkin, Bobby Bonilla, Angelo MassagliOct. 29, 1997
- 5 - 33Maria Martiromo, Penn & Teller, Amy GrantOct. 28, 1997
- 5 - 32Mariah Carey, Anthony ClarkOct. 27, 1997
- 5 - 31Robert Pastorelli, Harmony Korine, Smash MouthOct. 17, 1997
- 5 - 30Mike Wallace, Kelly Montieth, LL Cool JOct. 16, 1997
- 5 - 29Nathan Lane, Chalize Theron, Carly SimonOct. 15, 1997
- 5 - 28Tom Brokaw, Stevie Starr, Green DayOct. 14, 1997
- 5 - 27David Duchovny, Emily Mae Young, Todd BarryOct. 13, 1997
- 5 - 26Uma Thurman, Mark Wahlberg, Eddie IzzardOct. 10, 1997
- 5 - 25James Belushi, Christina Ricci, OasisOct. 09, 1997
- 5 - 24John Lithgow, Christy Turlington, Foo FightersOct. 08, 1997
- 5 - 23Bryant Gumbel, Harland Williams, EverclearOct. 07, 1997
- 5 - 22Dan Aykroyd, Jack Hanna, Boyz II MenOct. 06, 1997
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- 5 - 20Matt Lauer, Ryan Kurlander, Sheryl CrowOct. 02, 1997
- 5 - 19Cameron Diaz, Adam Arkin, VeniaminOct. 01, 1997
- 5 - 18Michael J. Fox, Sarah O'Hare, Patti SmithSep. 30, 1997
- 5 - 17Fran Drescher, Ryan Tripp, Brooks & DunnSep. 29, 1997
- 5 - 16Fourth Anniversary SpecialSep. 29, 1997
- 5 - 15Kim Basinger, Ray Ramano, Jackson BrowneSep. 26, 1997
- 5 - 14Alec Baldwin, Jonathan Lipnicki, Deana CarterSep. 25, 1997
- 5 - 13Jennifer Lopez, Michael Lamonico, Bill EngvallSep. 24, 1997
- 5 - 12Nicole Kidman, Gregory Hines, God's PropertySep. 23, 1997
- 5 - 11George Clooney, Bill CosbySep. 22, 1997
- 5 - 10Jennifer Jason Leigh, Starr Jones, Bee GeesSep. 12, 1997
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- 5 - 8Noah Wylie, Damon Wayons, Missy "Misdemeanor" ElliotSep. 10, 1997
- 5 - 7Salma Hayek, Joan Cusak, Louie AndersonSep. 09, 1997
- 5 - 6Danny DeVito, Patrick Rafter, Tim McGrawSep. 08, 1997
- 5 - 5Kevin Kline, Jamie Foxx, Sugar RaySep. 05, 1997
- 5 - 4Geena Davis, Martha Stewart, Robert CarlyleSep. 04, 1997
- 5 - 3Joan Lunden, Chris Rock, Fiona AppleSep. 03, 1997
- 5 - 2Steven Seagal, Brittany Starr, BeckSep. 02, 1997
- 5 - 1Terry Bradshaw, Carmen Electra, Eddie BrillSep. 01, 1997
